A False Obituary

A Much Deserving Woman has Prized the Possession of Death

Delight Swept Over the Earth
With Another Much Needed Demise

Her family and friends have gleefully confirmed the news.

When one of our reporter showed up at her residence, a lot of people were excited to share their feelings.

The battery of our camera and the ink of our pen ran out,
Even that didn't stop the rest of them from their expressions.
But for maintaining the ethical code, plus in order to not stretch the string of indecency,
We won't be including the quotes from most of them here,
But only the significant ones.
However, their identity shall remain discreet,
Although none of them minded the otherwise.

She was so lousy all the time. Not picking up a scrap off the ground, not clearing away the dust. Once I entered her room and instead of cleaning the dust off everything, she was making caricature with her finger! Like we used to do on misted window of a car.

You know what? When I was just 5 and she was 25, she literally fought with me over a packet of Doritos! She fought with a kid! I had to call up everybody for my rescue. She still didn't give it to me. How shameless! Though I won in the end.

We made her believe she was good and deserved our attention. In fact, we even flooded her with affection, but she remained inconsiderate. As if she believed she deserved that.

Oh yeah, that's how she'd think. Really! Once I told her, you know you are loved. And guess what she said! — "So what! Everybody loves somebody. Haha"

You won't believe. She cheated on me with her boyfriend. I mean, yeah I was cheating on my boyfriend and loved somebody else. That somebody and she loved each other. She hurt me. By loving the guy I loved!

She had a very petty mind! Once I was just being friendly with her. Trying to hold her hands and cuddle. She said she was uncomfortable and I should stop. When I couldn't stop myself from being friends, she said I am molesting her. Yukkk! How could she even bring up such thoughts!

She indeed had a petty mind. She never forgave me and always held me responsible for some stupid fault for which she was at fault too. When I tried talking her out, she said I have molded the facts for my benefit. She gave up on the discussion and went away. Man, she remained such a merciless bitch!

I loved her dearly. I loved her madly. But she didn't. I told her she can try better, we'd be great together. But she simply said she doesn't love me. I told her I'd go away forever, and she let me go. That was so heart-breaking!

That happened with me too, bro!

Me too!

#Me too!

But she loved me. Haha. I didn't. Haha. But I made her believe I loved her. Haha. But once she realized it, she went away. Such a bitch! I kept calling out her name!

She thought she wrote good. Yeah, I did give her that benefit of doubt. But then I stopped reading her altogether. She stopped sharing her poetry. I miss her poetry now. Bitch! Hey, does anybody here know where I can read it?

Everybody knows. If you really want to read it, you'll find it. So stop pretending.

How dare! You f*** off and mind your business!

Hey go back! We are in line here. We want no mess. Kindly stay patient.

Hey you! Now you are talking like her! Don't be like her!

Yeah, she never fought! She used to say that she ain't gonna waste her energy over things that can be maturely discussed. And for the ones that were unresolvable, she said there is no point in fighting over it either.

Man, I am telling you, that was so irritating about her! She had this double-faced personality, you know. On the out she seemed so preserved, composed, peaceful and mature. But I am sure she was not. She had that fire inside her which could burn any person alive. Maybe she was full of hate on the inside.

I doubt that. I have seen her forgiving people who didn't deserve it. I used to tell her that she needs to maintain her integrity and not forgive those bastards.

So she'd forgive the unforgivable and still she didn't forgive me?

Maybe you were worse than them.

Oy!

Aye!

Please please everybody, clear away some room. I want to say something.

So what? Even I want to say something.

If she had been here, she would have given each one of us a chance and wouldn't have let us fight for it.

That's irritating. I love fighting. I like feeling that I got it because I fought for it and I deserve it.

Yeah bro, so get on the side. There are older people too in the line.

Who? He? He must be the sugar daddy. Hahaa

Respect man! Mind your words.

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